Description: Zero is not just a number, it's a lifestyle.
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Description: The fewer the humans, the better the vibe.
Description: Moving fast is overrated - ask this guy.
Description: New here and already regretting it.
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Description: Guided by God, clumsy by nature.
Description: For those who second-guess their second-guessing.
Description: Because sleep won't fix this level of life fatigue.
Description: For those born allergic to blending in.
Description: Live fast, rot deliciously.
Description: My face has no filter and zero regrets.
Description: For those who answer dumb with dumber.
Description: Safety third, attitude first.
Description: Cheerful look, unhinged agenda.
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Description: It's not a threat, it's a productivity strategy.
Description: Wow, you're really giving your eyeballs a workout there.
Description: Perfect for that 'oops' moment you definitely caused.
Description: Powered by chaos and nonsense.
Description: Life goals: rot, recharge, repeat.
Description: Because sometimes life hits harder than expected - wear it like you mean it.
Description: Let everyone know exactly how you're feeling.
Description: I see stupid people, and it’s like watching a reality show I never signed up to be in.
Description: But tough days don’t define the whole journey.
Description: Everything’s fine, totally fine, couldn’t be better… f*ck this sh*t.
Description: Living your best mediocre life.
Description: Because subtlety is for pigeons, not fabulous drama birds like you.
Description: Wear this and pretend you can undo life's mistakes.
Description: That look you give when you're just trying to vibe.
Description: Moving at turtle speed but still pretending I've got it together.
Description: Because sometimes you're not needy - you're just delightfully wanty.
Description: The perfect design for showing you care - just not personally.
Description: Warning: professional scene-maker.
Description: When you're done listening to drama for the last time.
Description: That look you give when you know they're obsessed but won't admit it.
Description: Chill on the outside, circus on the inside.
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