Description: Fishing is my therapy, beer is my backup plan.
$22.00
Description: My fishing addiction pairs beautifully with wine.
Description: Grammar can wait. The fish are biting.
Description: Grammar can wait. Deer season can't.
Description: Oh deer, did I say that out loud?
Description: Hunting camp humor with a suspiciously smug grin.
Description: Out of office, out of patience, into the pines.
Description: Catch fish. Crack one.
Description: A mandatory safety warning for the great outdoors.
Description: Dinner is ruined but the punchline is perfectly cooked.
Description: Barely surviving the hours I am not casting a line.
Description: Some people need a therapist, I just need a full tank of gas.
Description: I only hunt for cold ones.
Description: Grab a cold beverage and watch the chaos unfold in the woods.
Description: Hooked on doing absolutely nothing
Description: The wilderness called and told me to bring a six pack.
Description: Pitching a tent is significantly easier after two glasses of merlot.
Description: Chasing peaks like responsibilities don’t exist.
Description: Patriotism, but make it fishy.
Description: Red white and hooked on freedom.
Description: Mud happens. I accelerate.
Description: I choked a cougar and lived to brag.
Description: Sunday soul, Saturday Bigfoot hunt.
Description: Let's get toasted and blame the marshmallows.
Description: I came, I camped, I drank responsibly-ish.
Description: Camping plans: avoid people, find Bigfoot.
Description: Out of office, into the woods.
Description: I came. I camped. I need coffee.
Description: Camp first, panic later.
Description: Camping: nature's way of checking your life choices.
Description: Sleep outside, complain inside.
Description: Camping gets better with beer.
Description: Camping runs on cold drinks.
Description: Worth every overpriced minute.
Description: Campground priorities sorted.
Description: Camp now. Explain later.
