Description: A mandatory safety warning for the great outdoors.
$22.00
Description: Dinner is ruined but the punchline is perfectly cooked.
Description: Barely surviving the hours I am not casting a line.
Description: Some people need a therapist, I just need a full tank of gas.
Description: I only hunt for cold ones.
Description: Grab a cold beverage and watch the chaos unfold in the woods.
Description: Hooked on doing absolutely nothing
Description: The wilderness called and told me to bring a six pack.
Description: Pitching a tent is significantly easier after two glasses of merlot.
Description: Chasing peaks like responsibilities don’t exist.
Description: Patriotism, but make it fishy.
Description: Red white and hooked on freedom.
Description: Mud happens. I accelerate.
Description: I choked a cougar and lived to brag.
Description: Sunday soul, Saturday Bigfoot hunt.
Description: Let's get toasted and blame the marshmallows.
Description: I came, I camped, I drank responsibly-ish.
Description: Camping plans: avoid people, find Bigfoot.
Description: Out of office, into the woods.
Description: I came. I camped. I need coffee.
Description: Camp first, panic later.
Description: Camping: nature's way of checking your life choices.
Description: Sleep outside, complain inside.
Description: Camping gets better with beer.
Description: Camping runs on cold drinks.
Description: Worth every overpriced minute.
Description: Campground priorities sorted.
Description: Camp now. Explain later.
Description: Nothing says vacation like unpaid lumber procurement.
Description: Offline is my favorite personality setting.
Description: The bears already know the menu.
Description: Trade meetings for mountains.
Description: Trust the bear with the grill.
Description: Mountain air beats small talk.
Description: Nature pairs well with another round.
Description: Saltwater fixes what small talk breaks.
