Description: Doctor said relax... so you did. Repeatedly.
$22.00
Description: Proof that bad decisions make great stories.
Description: One drink in and suddenly I am this duck.
Description: Because saving the planet suddenly sounds like a good time.
Description: Because water never made weekends legendary.
Description: Powered by poor decisions and good stories.
Description: Save the planet one puff at a time.
Description: Sobriety asks questions, alcohol hits mute.
Description: Productivity starts when the first beer opens.
Description: Cheers to every questionable life decision.
Description: The calendar moved faster than your motivation.
Description: Productivity is postponed until further notice.
Description: If beer had feelings, this would be mutual.
Description: You walked in and my standards walked out.
Description: Math gets blurry after the second pint.
Description: Happiness is just hops in disguise.
Description: Drink like a champion, judge later.
Description: Taking medical advice very literally, and very comfortably.
Description: One beer to relax, another to celebrate relaxing.
Description: Frozen in time... and permanently baked.
Description: Because good ideas never start with a second glass.
Description: Six tiny life coaches with terrible advice
Description: Finally old enough to make questionable drinking decisions.
Description: Charging... please pour generously.
Description: It is not a smell. It is a statement.
Description: For those who count beers like dogs count years.
Description: Less hustle, more hops.
Description: This glass keeps me young and funny.
Description: Bad decisions make the best memories.
Description: Because therapy is expensive and beer is cold.
Description: For those who pour more than they socialize.
Description: Trust me - I’m probably higher than your expectations.
Description: Sip happens. Call it artistic expression.
Description: Shakespeare would totally approve.
Description: Because pirates don’t wait for happy hour.
Description: Coffee tried. It failed.