Album: Misc.

Description: Hair? Overrated. Beard? Supreme.

Description: Quiet design, loud message.

Description: Wear your heart in bold blue and yellow.

Description: Just in case you forgot who's in charge.

Description: If I leave the house, call the cops.

Description: When your Frenchie has more attitude than you.

Description: Squad goals, but make it Canadian.

Description: One peel away from a breakdown.

Description: Farm life - but make it feral.

Description: Because "goodbye" was just too polite.

Description: I specialize in full-body checkups.

Description: Call it what you want - I call it chingon.

Description: Mexicana. Chingona. Enough said.

Description: Woke up and chose chaos.

Description: Fierce, floral, and fully Ukrainian.

Description: Ideal for sarcastic and sassy personalities with a taste for adult humor!

Description: Faking it like a professional since forever.

Description: No hug? No deal.

Description: Pussy: it’s what’s for dinner.

Description: Normalize chaos. And gay sex.

Description: Luck isn't a plan - it's a vibe.

Description: Believe in yourself... or extraterrestrials. Whichever shows up first.

Description: Best friends help you hide the evidence.

Description: Perfect for when you want Halloween vibes but zero effort.

Description: Cupid can wait - this burger can't.

Description: Half beast, all ego.

Description: Fueled by rage and vitamin D.

Description: For those moments when 'OMG' just isn't enough.

Description: Divine intervention meets Jurassic Park.

Description: That's not roadkill, it's a lifestyle choice.

Description: When you're the GOAT and you "know" it.

Description: For those who bring good vibes and a little chaos.

Description: Because sometimes your brain just likes to mess with you in the most inappropriate ways.

Description: Shop local, rot local.

Description: Proud member of the Silly Goose Society — where bad ideas get full support.

Description: Perfect for anyone tired of bad jokes - this sarcastic bear is done pretending to laugh.