Description: Therapy was expensive so I hit play.
$22.00
Description: Cute until the trident comes out.
Description: He said he will fix it. Thats a lifetime warranty.
Description: Return policy expired, so we laugh instead.
Description: A masterclass in what not to do.
Description: Raising kids and hell at the same time.
Description: Bills showed up uninvited again.
Description: Marriage is optional, peace is not.
Description: Somehow still functioning, do not ask how.
Description: Fatherhood, but make it legendary.
Description: Monday energy: aggressively offline.
Description: Because dad jokes werent enough, now comes dad justice.
Description: Certified fixer of things and occasional hero of the house.
Description: Saving lives and stepping in dog hair like a pro.
Description: Less a warning, more a lifestyle announcement.
Description: Half baby bottles, half beer mugs, fully dad.
Description: Scan here to process emotional damage and open bar charges.
Description: Achievement unlocked: permanent nap mode.
Description: Overprotective mode: permanently activated.
Description: Grandpa by title, accomplice by reputation.
Description: Welcome to team no sleep, dad.
Description: Tiny footprints, huge life upgrade.
Description: Player one at home and still winning.
Description: The cool uncle brought snacks and a controller.
Description: Fatherhood, but make it creatively redefined.
Description: Whatever, meh... you get the idea.
Description: If bluffing was a lifestyle, this is it.
Description: Tiny humans managed, universe handled.
Description: The new boss shares my last name.
Description: Growing older was mandatory, acting older was not.
Description: One sip away from sanity.
Description: Getting older, still not growing up.
Description: Stars, stripes, and sizzling sarcasm.
Description: I’m not old - I’m just musically seasoned.
Description: Retirement: when the real boss takes over.
Description: Reminder: I have zero meetings tomorrow.
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