Description: History carved the punchline in stone.
$22.00
Description: Sunday soul, Saturday Bigfoot hunt.
Description: Wake me when something important happens.
Description: I chose heat and consequences.
Description: Store bought? I took that personally.
Description: Official uniform of the superior dad club.
Description: I inspect. I approve. I eat.
Description: Blessed are the cheese obsessed.
Description: Pour it like you mean it.
Description: No cookies survive my shift.
Description: Going home just to sleep.
Description: Promoted to exhausted.
Description: This hot dog has boundaries.
Description: Personal space is not a suggestion.
Description: Too aware to enjoy the nonsense.
Description: You first, because I insist.
Description: Busy doing nothing.
Description: Not rude, just allergic.
Description: Worlds okayest dad, now with consequences.
Description: Zero nonsense, maximum peace.
Description: Work happened. I remain unimpressed.
Description: Not rude, just unavailable.
Description: Corporate efficiency, one flush at a time.
Description: Powered by pure indifference.
Description: Professionally present, mentally haunted.
Description: Let's get toasted and blame the marshmallows.
Description: I came, I camped, I drank responsibly-ish.
Description: Camping plans: avoid people, find Bigfoot.
Description: Out of office, into the woods.
Description: I came. I camped. I need coffee.
Description: Camp first, panic later.
Description: Camping: nature's way of checking your life choices.
Description: Sleep outside, complain inside.
Description: Camping gets better with beer.
Description: Camping runs on cold drinks.
Description: Worth every overpriced minute.
