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Description: My weekend? Booked.

Description: Alpha of the pepperoni pack.

Description: Too hot to handle, too chatty to care.

Description: Vincent didn't cut his ear off for mediocrity.

Description: Because being basic isn’t in your nature.

Description: Finally, the truth they won't teach in school.

Description: For those who remember when phones had cords.

Description: Bad decisions make the best memories.

Description: Because peace of mind is for other people.

Description: Judging you is my cardio.

Description: Outsmarting and out-dumbing in one go

Description: Pizza + Beer = True Love Formula

Description: Perfect response to literally everything.

Description: Talk chicken to me, I dare you.

Description: Because therapy is expensive and beer is cold.

Description: Not today, not tomorrow, not ever.

Description: Avoid people, embrace sarcasm.

Description: Punch first, apologize never.

Description: Cool, competent, and slightly over it.

Description: For those who pour more than they socialize.

Description: Perfect mix of pretty and problematic.

Description: Zero filters, zero apologies, all attitude.

Description: Raised on mixtapes and no therapy.

Description: Getting older, still not growing up.

Description: One gesture says it all.

Description: Not vegan, just vengeful.

Description: Stars, stripes, and sizzling sarcasm.

Description: Trust me - I’m probably higher than your expectations.

Description: Say what everyone’s thinking - but louder.

Description: For lovers of dogs and double meanings.

Description: Ace the game - and the attitude.

Description: Not new - ust upgraded.

Description: Witty, weird, and slightly unstable - just like your lab partner.

Description: Noise? That’s just my inner tractor revving.

Description: Plows fields and expectations.

Description: Poker face? More like poker flex.