Description: Amenaza clasica con sabor a casa.
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Description: My face when the drama crosses the border.
Description: A little mystical, a lot ridiculous.
Description: Running on Mexican time and selective urgency.
Description: Too fabulous to tone it down.
Description: Jesus saves, raccoon raids.
Description: Uncork first, ask philosophical questions later.
Description: Welcome to Earth. Try not to scream.
Description: Catch fish. Crack one.
Description: Hoppy Holiday, I brought the beer and the bad decisions.
Description: Not in the mood for your festive cheer.
Description: Royal attitude, zero apologies.
Description: I prefer Halloween, obviously.
Description: No shortcuts on the road to redemption.
Description: Bring on the sparkling wine and watch the magic happen.
Description: Hydration is important so keep pouring the good stuff.
Description: Step right up to the daily disaster.
Description: A mandatory safety warning for the great outdoors.
Description: Lettuce is just crunchy water with a hint of despair.
Description: I put the sass in socially unavailable.
Description: Drink until the family drama actually sounds funny.
Description: Dinner is ruined but the punchline is perfectly cooked.
Description: For when you completely understand but would rather be in the pasture.
Description: Pouring freedom juice until morale significantly improves.
Description: Finally some sound financial advice for the modern economy.
Description: Bring a little accountability back to the conversation.
Description: Barely surviving the hours I am not casting a line.
Description: Some people need a therapist, I just need a full tank of gas.
Description: My brain just burns more calories than yours.
Description: I complain because it is the only cardio I do.
Description: We don't get drunk, we just get awesome.
Description: When the reindeer judge you, you know it is a good party.
Description: Merry Christmas, now please lower your expectations.
Description: On the naughty list and absolutely thriving.
Description: Jolly AF is apparently mandatory.
Description: Making spirits bright, one pour at a time.
