Description: Sorry, I'm booked until further notice.
$22.00
Description: Talk bass to me, but make it reel.
Description: I correct grammar and judge silently.
Description: Why choose sides when both pour beautifully?
Description: No excuses, just reps and questionable life choices.
Description: If it doesn't challenge you, it doesn't change you.
Description: Basketball is not a hobby. It is a personality trait
Description: All day fishing, zero fish, maximum attitude.
Description: Nothing personal. I dislike everyone equally.
Description: You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Description: You can't find me if I never show up.
Description: Handle with care, contents may be intoxicated.
Description: Responsible adulting? Never heard of it.
Description: Enjoy bacon. Everything else is optional.
Description: Drama? Please. I coach the professionals.
Description: Sorry, my humor is a little skeletal.
Description: Pour first, question everything tomorrow.
Description: Breakfast never stood a chance.
Description: Eat plants. Leave animals alone.
Description: Your attitude? Cute. I've coached worse.
Description: I coach girls soccer. Chaos is my comfort zone.
Description: Santa called. I sent him to voicemail.
Description: Safety instructions? Never met them.
Description: My toolbox. My rules.
Description: Red, white, blue, and grandpa attitude.
Description: Bad decisions taste better cold.
Description: Zero explanation, maximum nonsense.
Description: Ho ho hold your nonsense.
Description: Holiday plans? Wrapped and steamed.
Description: Irish today, hungover tomorrow.
Description: Less talking, more throttling.
Description: Certified black belt in extra cheese.
Description: My calendar runs on tacos and sarcasm.
Description: Cheers to being everyone's favorite problem.
Description: Too much spice, not enough life skills.
Description: My reactions are scientifically justified.
