Description: Old miles, bad ideas, zero regrets.
$22.00
Description: Some cravings come with side eye.
Description: Headphones on. Humanity off.
Description: For the baker running on sugar, sarcasm and crisis.
Description: Fish around. Find trout. Cause problems responsibly.
Description: You had me at pew pew.
Description: My opinion was already the edited version.
Description: Mentally gone fishing, physically still pretending.
Description: For plant people who read the warning label after.
Description: Trash day fears this legend.
Description: Less whining. More doing.
Description: A little dead inside, a little done with everyone.
Description: Sipping through the drama like it is not my problem.
Description: For anyone fluent in naps and no thanks.
Description: Not impressed before coffee.
Description: Jesus took the wheel before the attitude did.
Description: Fiesta first, questions manana.
Description: Mentally spicy and emotionally extra.
Description: For the parent running on fumes and reheated caffeine.
Description: Coffee first responsibilities later.
Description: This edgy design is ideal for nonconformists and rebels who celebrate their uniqueness with a touch of sarcasm.
Description: Yay sports, allegedly.
Description: Outside has rules and fabric.
Description: For the man cleaning up every DIY disaster.
Description: Golf manners left in the cart,
Description: For the bowler who brought confidence and questionable jokes.
Description: Comedy, tragedy, and zero chill.
Description: My social calendar is fully booked with dirt.
Description: Dam right, the work is never done.
Description: Southern confidence with zero apology.
Description: Too much information, not enough cushion.
Description: For the loud one at the honky tonk.
Description: Patriotic attitude with a wicked bear-sized punchline.
Description: The struggle is reel and so is the attitude.
Description: Healthcare sass with a syringe full of attitude.
Description: Check the lake before calling the cops.
