Description: I only wear black until they invent a darker color.
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Description: Backing down was never written in the operations manual.
Description: He stole my heart and all the tamales.
Description: Pass the gravy and keep your opinions to yourself.
Description: Stop searching for missing pieces when the whole picture is right here.
Description: I need to force quit my thoughts.
Description: Officially off the market and claimed by la gorda.
Description: Powered purely by spite and roasted beans.
Description: Believe in yourself because absolutely no one else does.
Description: Just a magical creature making terrible weekend decisions.
Description: Seize the means of wardrobe production.
Description: I survived another day of parenting.
Description: Because true freedom means having absolutely no filter.
Description: My resting expression speaks way louder than words.
Description: Matching your outrage is my favorite hobby.
Description: Waking up was the first mistake of the day.
Description: Hooked on doing absolutely nothing
Description: My face naturally rests in a state of absolute annoyance.
Description: Sorry vegans, this steak was entirely worth it.
Description: Making English teachers cry since kindergarten.
Description: Keep the upper lip stiff and the standards high.
Description: I'm practically a ghost if we are doing the math.
Description: I do not have a drinking problem, I have a drinking solution.
Description: If you still look cute at the end, you didn't go hard enough.
Description: I only have a filter until the third shot.
Description: I will eventually get to my responsibilities but not today.
Description: A tiny bit of vandalism for your daily wardrobe.
Description: Everything belongs to everyone until it is time to work.
Description: We are going down in style.
Description: My dream job is literally just dreaming.
Description: I prefer my reality with a dash of absolute nonsense.
Description: I only accept unsolicited pictures of carbs
Description: Cancel my dates and super-size my order.
Description: I prescribed myself a heavy dose of effort.
Description: The wilderness called and told me to bring a six pack.
Description: Pitching a tent is significantly easier after two glasses of merlot.
