Description: Employee of the month at my local bar.
$3.00
Description: Love makes sense until it doesn't.
Description: My faith is stronger than my Monday morning attitude.
Description: Survival advice nobody asked for, but everyone needs.
Description: Captain of questionable decisions reporting for duty.
Description: My Rottie isn't scary, you're just dramatic.
Description: Responsible decisions? Ask me tomorrow.
Description: Normal is overrated. Ask any mathematician.
Description: My blood type is probably tomato sauce.
Description: Milk builds strong bones, sarcasm builds character.
Description: Proud parent of four-legged troublemakers.
Description: Some people meditate. I run until the voices get tired.
Description: My patience has officially entered desert mode.
Description: Everything I like comes with consequences.
Description: Nature made the animals, sarcasm gave them better names.
Description: No tickets, no refunds, just raids.
Description: Country born, attitude included.
Description: Sharkasm is my second language.
Description: I've got chemistry. You bring the awkward silence.
Description: Fishing is my therapy, beer is my backup plan.
Description: Less small talk, more peace and fewer humans.
Description: My fishing addiction pairs beautifully with wine.
Description: Grammar can wait. The fish are biting.
Description: Grammar can wait. Deer season can't.
Description: Equal rights for all my rifles.
Description: Seize the means of production. And the last slice of pizza.
Description: Congratulations, you have invaded my personal space.
Description: Pew pew. Consider that my official job title.
Description: Cute face. Dangerous confidence.
Description: Inherited courage, not your opinions.
Description: Roses are red, my attitude is earned.
Description: Fully documented. Zero interest in your border drama.
Description: Handle with attitude.
Description: Too fierce to fit your little rules.
Description: Mexicano hasta los huesos, and not remotely sorry.
Description: One more shot? Famous last words.
