Socks

Description: Not all beers are created equal.

Description: Perfect for those allergic to nonsense.

Description: Because chrome fades, but attitude lasts.

Description: Powered by sarcasm and side dishes.

Description: Legendary logic from the family's top storyteller.

Description: A tasteful tribute to poor taste.

Description: Wear your heart in bold blue and yellow.

Description: Just in case you forgot who's in charge.

Description: Now taking naps and bait only.

Description: Sun's out, sass out.

Description: No speed limits on good vibes.

Description: Change the world - one semicolon at a time.

Description: OK Boomer - because I ran out of eye rolls.

Description: If I leave the house, call the cops.

Description: Currently accepting zero responsibilities.

Description: Seeing life through every color but straight.

Description: Who needs a costume when you've got attitude?

Description: Biker lips taste like freedom.

Description: You can’t suffer if you forget your wishlist.

Description: When your Frenchie has more attitude than you.

Description: Because raising girls means raising voices.

Description: When your Frenchie has more attitude than you.

Description: Squad goals, but make it Canadian.

Description: Bring holiday cheer (and protein powder).

Description: Because sleep is for people without case law to read.

Description: Because commitment is great, but wanderlust is better.

Description: Do I look like I’m available for conversation?

Description: One peel away from a breakdown.

Description: Join the club - we didn’t want you here either.

Description: Cupid's got nothing on my pup.

Description: Master of clucks, keeper of chaos.

Description: Santa rolls deep and so do I.

Description: Solving problems one formula at a time.

Description: Not dead, not thrilled - just here.

Description: Powered by snorts and sass.

Description: Retirement: because I've earned the right to ignore you.