Socks

Description: Playtime's over - duty calls.

Description: Simple needs, complicated consequences.

Description: Lace it up, sass it out, prost it loud.

Description: The manual was holding me back.

Description: Just debugging my identity.

Description: Cluck it, oink it, moo it - then smoke it.

Description: Join the slowest team in the wilderness.

Description: Not your average motivational quote.

Description: Saints had halos. Masons have hard hats.

Description: Pregnancy cravings? I've got beer cravings.

Description: The Don of Dachshunds has arrived.

Description: Fluent in sarcasm and cerveza.

Description: Because wearing a real tux is just too much effort.

Description: Faith in hops never disappoints.

Description: Stay fly, stay funky, stay coo.

Description: Almost 4:20... hold your munchies.

Description: Life doesn’t come with a playlist - just a mixtape full of skips.

Description: They should have known better.

Description: More tea, less talk - always.

Description: Built for squats and sass.

Description: We're here for you... not really.

Description: Warning: spontaneous flexing may occur.

Description: Start your day with a hot cup of 'nope.'

Description: Join the dad side. We have punchlines.

Description: Proof that motion doesn't equal progress.

Description: German Shepherds and godfathers - both loyal and intimidating.

Description: For those who drop facts, not feelings.

Description: High standards? Absolutely.

Description: Socializing? Only with the chosen few.

Description: Who needs crunches when you can crunch fries?

Description: Spooky woods > paved roads.

Description: Hair? Overrated. Beard? Supreme.

Description: Because coffee and pills run the hospital.

Description: Perfect for engineers and professional procrastinators.

Description: Because feminism and sustainability go hand in hand.

Description: Swing hard, hope for the best and pretend it was on purpose.