Description: Explains everything without explaining anything.
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Description: Warning: professional scene-maker.
Description: When you're done listening to drama for the last time.
Description: That look you give when you know they're obsessed but won't admit it.
Description: If you trip, I’m tripping with you - literally.
Description: Because sometimes your brain just likes to mess with you in the most inappropriate ways.
Description: Chill on the outside, circus on the inside.
Description: Life’s hard, but so is my attitude
Description: My therapist said I need more Fih in my life.
Description: I don’t do well in situations. Any situations.
Description: Because sometimes the only appropriate response is polite disrespect with perfect eyeliner.
Description: Santa’s cheeky warning to keep your holiday spirit clean.
Description: When your warranty on life officially expired.
Description: Shop local, rot local.
Description: Finally, a shirt that matches your constant dread.
Description: That smug sense of relief when you dodge the whole event.
Description: For those who bring beach sass with country class.
Description: Splashy, flirty, and unfiltered - this design brings dad jokes to a whole new level of awkwardness.
Description: Perfect for anyone who gets it but simply doesn't give a damn.
Description: A bold drinking statement for beer lovers who enjoy parties and have zero shame.
Description: A sarcastic twist on self-image that's guaranteed to light up any conversation.
Description: A sarcastic retro pixel graphic that turns a 404 error into wearable irony.
Description: Because nothing screams productivity like believing in booze before noon.
Description: Specializing in doubt, confusion, and denial.
Description: Show off your literary sass - perfect for book nerds with attitude.
Description: A surprising blend of faith and humor that sparks both devotion and smiles.
Description: The Ultimate Unsolved Mystery Duo.
Description: Because sometimes you just need a grumpy donkey to tell the world what you're thinking.
Description: Perfect for those who ride hard and laugh harder.
Description: Proud member of the Silly Goose Society — where bad ideas get full support.
Description: Perfect for anyone tired of bad jokes - this sarcastic bear is done pretending to laugh.
Description: You woke up to offend mediocrity by existing louder than everyone else.
Description: Like you just stepped out of an arcade with a mixtape in one pocket and a Game Boy in the other.
Description: A sarcastic reminder that loving plants doesn’t mean giving up a taste for justice.
Description: Perfect for overthinkers, anxious minds, and anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor
Description: Because worrying about shrimp is for crustaceans, not queens of the sea.
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