Hoodies

Description: Zero is not just a number, it's a lifestyle.

Description: The most eco-friendly move you'll ever make.

Description: The fewer the humans, the better the vibe.

Description: Not for the faint of thought.

Description: Moving fast is overrated - ask this guy.

Description: Cutting carbs one slice at a time.

Description: Coffee's not optional, it's a personality requirement.

Description: Who needs UFOs when you've got IPAs?

Description: Drinking with stars, stripes, and zero regrets.

Description: For those moments when 'OMG' just isn't enough.

Description: Not your grandma's Christmas sweater.

Description: May the salsa be spicy and the jokes be strong.

Description: New here and already regretting it.

Description: Cute, dumb, and profoundly relatable.

Description: Divine intervention meets Jurassic Park.

Description: Guided by God, clumsy by nature.

Description: Nothing says 'free will' like doing what you're told.

Description: Because healthy relationships are for quitters.

Description: When jingle bells can't drown out your failures.

Description: Love hurts. Literally.

Description: Latin never sounded this cheeky.

Description: Because sarcasm is our love language.

Description: Fighting the system, one leaf at a time.

Description: Santa went full polygon and never looked sharper.

Description: No filters, no apologies.

Description: For those who second-guess their second-guessing.

Description: Because sleep won't fix this level of life fatigue.

Description: Grandma's done pretending to like fruitcake.

Description: When the list is long and you're still on the wrong one.

Description: You were warned. Santa doesn't play.

Description: Because even Santa needs to unwind.

Description: Because Santa's packing more than just gifts.

Description: Crying, slaying, and sleighing all season long.

Description: This Valentine's, I'm going neat, not sweet.

Description: For the couple that's dead serious.

Description: Since 496 AD, reminding you you're alone - historically.