Description: Chickens are cheaper than therapy, and they actually listen.
$16.00 $22.00
Description: Sorry, I stopped listening when I saw a dog.
Description: Four legs, zero drama, excellent company.
Description: My Rottie isn't scary, you're just dramatic.
Description: Proud parent of four-legged troublemakers.
Description: Nature made the animals, sarcasm gave them better names.
Description: Radiating pure joy, or at least pretending to.
Description: My face naturally rests in a state of absolute annoyance.
Description: Approved zones may change without notice.
Description: Celebrate diversity, chicken edition.
Description: All this hustle and my cat still judges me.
Description: My flock gets me better than most people do.
Description: Great tits spotted, jokes loaded.
Description: Boots down, drama handled.
Description: Happiness is having someone who follows you everywhere.
Description: Just a girl with dirt on her boots and a horse in her heart.
Description: This mood says No Thanks before anyone asks.
Description: Honestly just here for the dog.
Description: When girl power comes with fur and attitude.
Description: Zero words spoken. Maximum verdict delivered.
Description: Good dog, bad attitude.
Description: For lovers of dogs and double meanings.
Description: Tiny legs, massive personality.
Description: The Don of Dachshunds has arrived.
Description: German Shepherds and godfathers - both loyal and intimidating.
Description: Spooky woods > paved roads.
Description: When your Frenchie has more attitude than you.
Description: Cupid's got nothing on my pup.
Description: Master of clucks, keeper of chaos.
Description: Powered by snorts and sass.
Description: This face? Earned, not given.
Description: They came. They purred. They ruined everything
Description: This is my polite face.
Description: No one disrespects the Dogfather.
Description: Purrfectly inappropriate in all the right ways.
Description: Wearing this gives you the satisfying feeling that you're always one step ahead - even if it's just pigeons that are spying.
