Description: Because starting the day with a tiny cup is a crime against caffeine and common sense.
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Description: Moving at turtle speed but still pretending I've got it together.
Description: Because sometimes you're not needy - you're just delightfully wanty.
Description: The perfect design for showing you care - just not personally.
Description: That exact mood when you're smiling but deeply done with everyone's nonsense.
Description: Explains everything without explaining anything.
Description: Warning: professional scene-maker.
Description: When you're done listening to drama for the last time.
Description: That look you give when you know they're obsessed but won't admit it.
Description: If you trip, I’m tripping with you - literally.
Description: Because sometimes your brain just likes to mess with you in the most inappropriate ways.
Description: Chill on the outside, circus on the inside.
Description: Life’s hard, but so is my attitude
Description: My therapist said I need more Fih in my life.
Description: I don’t do well in situations. Any situations.
Description: Because sometimes the only appropriate response is polite disrespect with perfect eyeliner.
Description: Santa’s cheeky warning to keep your holiday spirit clean.
Description: When your warranty on life officially expired.
Description: Shop local, rot local.
Description: Bigfoot and you: both equally hard to take seriously.
Description: Finally, a shirt that matches your constant dread.
Description: That smug sense of relief when you dodge the whole event.
Description: For those who bring beach sass with country class.
Description: Splashy, flirty, and unfiltered - this design brings dad jokes to a whole new level of awkwardness.
Description: Perfect for anyone who gets it but simply doesn't give a damn.
Description: A bold drinking statement for beer lovers who enjoy parties and have zero shame.
Description: A sarcastic twist on self-image that's guaranteed to light up any conversation.
Description: A sarcastic retro pixel graphic that turns a 404 error into wearable irony.
Description: Because nothing screams productivity like believing in booze before noon.
Description: Specializing in doubt, confusion, and denial.
Description: Show off your literary sass - perfect for book nerds with attitude.
Description: A surprising blend of faith and humor that sparks both devotion and smiles.
Description: The Ultimate Unsolved Mystery Duo.
Description: Because sometimes you just need a grumpy donkey to tell the world what you're thinking.
Description: Perfect for those who ride hard and laugh harder.
Description: Proud member of the Silly Goose Society — where bad ideas get full support.
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