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If You Ain't First You're Last George Washington Patriotic Sarcasm Socks

$17.75
  • If You Ain't First You're Last George Washington Patriotic Sarcasm Socks by Anticorporati
  • If You Ain't First You're Last George Washington Patriotic Sarcasm by Anticorporati
  • If You Ain't First You're Last George Washington Patriotic Sarcasm by Anticorporati
If You Ain't First You're Last George Washington Patriotic Sarcasm Socks by Anticorporati If You Ain't First You're Last George Washington Patriotic Sarcasm by Anticorporati If You Ain't First You're Last George Washington Patriotic Sarcasm by Anticorporati
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If you ain't first, you're last – George Washington, sprinting through 1776 with bald eagle energy.

Soft, stretchy crew socks with a ribbed cuff, classic fit, and arch support for everyday comfort.

Fits: US Men 6–10 / US Women 5–11 / UK 3–9.5 / EU 34–42.5 / AU Men 5.5–9.5 / AU Women 5–11

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