Album: Rude & Sassy

Description: Alone is my favorite constellation.

Description: No medical degree, just great instincts.

Description: Say less, or I might actually respond.

Description: Not your average motivational quote.

Description: They should have known better.

Description: We're here for you... not really.

Description: Start your day with a hot cup of 'nope.'

Description: Socializing? Only with the chosen few.

Description: Perfect for engineers and professional procrastinators.

Description: Perfect for lab rats with a dark sense of humor.

Description: OK Boomer - because I ran out of eye rolls.

Description: Currently accepting zero responsibilities.

Description: Join the club - we didn’t want you here either.

Description: Not dead, not thrilled - just here.

Description: No warranty on how you take it.

Description: Leading the team... from the couch.

Description: Mentally unplugged for maintenance.

Description: Because chaos is less cute unmedicated.

Description: Too tired to care, too sore to move.

Description: Congrats - you've met my daily people limit.

Description: NPC by choice, not by script.

Description: Maybe you're the myth here.

Description: The middle finger: now ISO certified.

Description: Rules are more like... suggestions, right?

Description: Dead serious about winning.

Description: Your version came out before the software update.

Description: Nothing screams commitment like lifelong dread.

Description: Half my energy goes to not giving a damn.

Description: Approach with caution - sarcasm fully loaded.

Description: If I'm asleep, I'm probably being polite.

Description: It's not sarcasm - it's my personality.

Description: Add it to the list of things I don't care about.

Description: Namaste, but also, help.

Description: Big arrival, quiet exit, no regrets.

Description: I said do not disturb. That includes you.

Description: Eat clean, die pristine.