Description: If you laugh, you're the problem too.
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Description: If this offends you, its probably working.
Description: Motivation, but make it immature.
Description: This body is built for comfort, not speed.
Description: Bold, bright, and weirdly unforgettable.
Description: Too hot to handle, too chatty to care.
Description: Because peace of mind is for other people.
Description: Judging you is my cardio.
Description: Outsmarting and out-dumbing in one go
Description: Perfect response to literally everything.
Description: Talk chicken to me, I dare you.
Description: Not today, not tomorrow, not ever.
Description: Avoid people, embrace sarcasm.
Description: Perfect mix of pretty and problematic.
Description: One gesture says it all.
Description: Say what everyone’s thinking - but louder.
Description: Agreeing with you? That’s a rookie mistake.
Description: Southern sass with a side of hell no.
Description: Told you not to - knew you would.
Description: Every day’s a performance - tickets not required.
Description: For the girl who is the fire hazard.
Description: Warning: zero interest in your standards.
Description: Real men come with extra awesomeness.
Description: Brains are cool - too bad they're not contagious.
Description: Love may be blind, but it's not free.
Description: Productivity is overrated, naps are eternal.
Description: Therapy is expensive. Swearing is free.
Description: Big fan of stars, small fan of people.
Description: For when you're impressed, but not really.
Description: For those fluent in passive aggression.
Description: Alone is my favorite constellation.
Description: No medical degree, just great instincts.
Description: Say less, or I might actually respond.
Description: Not your average motivational quote.
Description: They should have known better.
Description: We're here for you... not really.