Album: Rude & Sassy

Description: Southern sass with a side of hell no.

Description: Told you not to - knew you would.

Description: Every day’s a performance - tickets not required.

Description: For the girl who is the fire hazard.

Description: Warning: zero interest in your standards.

Description: Real men come with extra awesomeness.

Description: Brains are cool - too bad they're not contagious.

Description: Love may be blind, but it's not free.

Description: Productivity is overrated, naps are eternal.

Description: Therapy is expensive. Swearing is free.

Description: Big fan of stars, small fan of people.

Description: For when you're impressed, but not really.

Description: For those fluent in passive aggression.

Description: Alone is my favorite constellation.

Description: No medical degree, just great instincts.

Description: Say less, or I might actually respond.

Description: Not your average motivational quote.

Description: They should have known better.

Description: We're here for you... not really.

Description: Start your day with a hot cup of 'nope.'

Description: Socializing? Only with the chosen few.

Description: Perfect for engineers and professional procrastinators.

Description: Perfect for lab rats with a dark sense of humor.

Description: OK Boomer - because I ran out of eye rolls.

Description: Currently accepting zero responsibilities.

Description: Join the club - we didn’t want you here either.

Description: Not dead, not thrilled - just here.

Description: No warranty on how you take it.

Description: Leading the team... from the couch.

Description: Mentally unplugged for maintenance.

Description: Because chaos is less cute unmedicated.

Description: Too tired to care, too sore to move.

Description: Congrats - you've met my daily people limit.

Description: NPC by choice, not by script.

Description: Maybe you're the myth here.

Description: The middle finger: now ISO certified.