Description: Step right up to the daily disaster.
$22.00
Description: I put the sass in socially unavailable.
Description: My resting expression speaks way louder than words.
Description: Matching your outrage is my favorite hobby.
Description: Waking up was the first mistake of the day.
Description: A tiny bit of vandalism for your daily wardrobe.
Description: Celebrate mediocrity with this sarcastic and relatable design, ideal for those who find joy in the little wins of life.
Description: Perfect for avocado enthusiasts and those who appreciate the finer, and sometimes pricier, things in life.
Description: I reached maximum enlightenment and all I got was exhausted.
Description: Don't speak to me until my cup is empty.
Description: Nice vibes, questionable personality.
Description: English is just the warmup.
Description: Fueled by spite and terrible intentions.
Description: Personal space is not a suggestion.
Description: Too aware to enjoy the nonsense.
Description: Not rude, just allergic.
Description: Zero nonsense, maximum peace.
Description: Not rude, just unavailable.
Description: Powered by pure indifference.
Description: I came, I saw, I took a break.
Description: My patience died before this conversation started.
Description: Polite mode is currently unavailable.
Description: Awake is not the same as available.
Description: Chicken butt. End of story.
Description: My patience left during the first question.
Description: Today is booked with avoiding things.
Description: Do not disturb unless you are leaving.
Description: Leaving early is my love language.
Description: Finally booked some uninterrupted me time.
Description: Too many classes not enough common sense.
Description: Sarcastic comment buffering before feelings get damaged.
Description: Headphones on. Humanity off.
Description: Not impressed before coffee.
Description: This edgy design is ideal for nonconformists and rebels who celebrate their uniqueness with a touch of sarcasm.
Description: Outside has rules and fabric.
Description: Just running a full emotional documentary in silence.
