Description: Keep talking. The bullshit detector is already blinking.
$22.00
Description: Nothing personal. I dislike everyone equally.
Description: Cheers to being everyone's favorite problem.
Description: Some drivers deserve a very personal turn signal.
Description: My social battery is officially out of service.
Description: My patience has officially entered desert mode.
Description: Congratulations, you have invaded my personal space.
Description: Depresso: brewed strong, functioning weak.
Description: Small cock, huge attitude.
Description: Blessed, bothered, and absolutely over it.
Description: Powered by boundaries and bad attitude.
Description: Quiet mode: permanently enabled.
Description: Proceed with caution, I am kind of a big deal.
Description: F*CK is the whole mood.
Description: Royal attitude, zero apologies.
Description: Step right up to the daily disaster.
Description: I put the sass in socially unavailable.
Description: My resting expression speaks way louder than words.
Description: Matching your outrage is my favorite hobby.
Description: Waking up was the first mistake of the day.
Description: A tiny bit of vandalism for your daily wardrobe.
Description: Celebrate mediocrity with this sarcastic and relatable design, ideal for those who find joy in the little wins of life.
Description: Perfect for avocado enthusiasts and those who appreciate the finer, and sometimes pricier, things in life.
Description: I reached maximum enlightenment and all I got was exhausted.
Description: Don't speak to me until my cup is empty.
Description: Nice vibes, questionable personality.
Description: English is just the warmup.
Description: Fueled by spite and terrible intentions.
Description: Personal space is not a suggestion.
Description: Too aware to enjoy the nonsense.
Description: Not rude, just allergic.
Description: Zero nonsense, maximum peace.
Description: Not rude, just unavailable.
Description: Powered by pure indifference.
Description: I came, I saw, I took a break.
Description: My patience died before this conversation started.
