Description: Smart is the new sexy and you know it.
$22.00
Description: Claimed by a soldier and the warning label is real.
Description: Cute enough to orbit your heart forever.
Description: Soft veil, sharp attitude.
Description: Romance not installed, try again later.
Description: Romance, but optimized and deployed with zero downtime.
Description: Not a comparison... unless you started it.
Description: Too hot to handle, too chatty to care.
Description: Not new - ust upgraded.
Description: Loving her is thrilling... and slightly terrifying.
Description: Love may be blind, but it's not free.
Description: Game Over Wedding Humor
Description: Marriage is about compromise and selective hearing.
Description: Marriage: now with surround sarcasm.
Description: Because chrome fades, but attitude lasts.
Description: Just in case you forgot who's in charge.
Description: Seeing life through every color but straight.
Description: Biker lips taste like freedom.
Description: Technically correct... the best kind of correct.
Description: I specialize in full-body checkups.
Description: Valentine's Day? Hard pass.
Description: Relationship advice: swift and direct
Description: No girlfriend, no emotional rollercoaster.
Description: One more round before lockdown.
Description: Dangerous job, even hotter benefits.
Description: Flames aren't the only thing he handles well.
Description: Pussy: it’s what’s for dinner.
Description: Normalize chaos. And gay sex.
Description: Half beast, all ego.
Description: Pride mode: always on.
Description: Purrfectly inappropriate in all the right ways.
Description: Because healthy relationships are for quitters.
Description: Love hurts. Literally.
Description: For the emotionally unavailable and sexually unstoppable.
Description: Sip your heartbreak like it's just another drink.
Description: Splashy, flirty, and unfiltered - this design brings dad jokes to a whole new level of awkwardness.
