Description: Why choose sides when both pour beautifully?
$22.00
Description: Handle with care, contents may be intoxicated.
Description: Responsible adulting? Never heard of it.
Description: Pour first, question everything tomorrow.
Description: Bad decisions taste better cold.
Description: Irish today, hungover tomorrow.
Description: No questions, just refills.
Description: Employee of the month at my local bar.
Description: Captain of questionable decisions reporting for duty.
Description: Responsible decisions? Ask me tomorrow.
Description: Milk builds strong bones, sarcasm builds character.
Description: Holy smoke, somebody is blessed.
Description: Built for brews and bad decisions.
Description: Mistletoe is cute, but Mistlestoned hits higher.
Description: Uncork first, ask philosophical questions later.
Description: Hydration is important so keep pouring the good stuff.
Description: Finally some sound financial advice for the modern economy.
Description: We don't get drunk, we just get awesome.
Description: Will trade personal space for a cold craft ale.
Description: Just a magical creature making terrible weekend decisions.
Description: I do not have a drinking problem, I have a drinking solution.
Description: I only have a filter until the third shot.
Description: A little smoke, a little sass, mucho relax.
Description: Proof that bad decisions make great stories.
Description: Perfect for the cocktail enthusiast with a zest for life and a love for that classic Mexican drink.
Description: A must-have for those who prefer a glass of wine over a margarita and enjoy a good pun.
Description: Grab this design to showcase your fun spirit, or gift it to that friend who's always ready for another round of festivity.
Description: Worlds okayest dad, now with consequences.
Description: Cheers first, regrets later.
Description: Beer first, responsibilities later.
Description: Cheers to questionable decisions.
Description: Bigfoot already knows the truth.
Description: One more sip and call it progress.
Description: Green choices, greener weekends.
Description: Wellness got weird and wonderful.
Description: Booze happens and boundaries disappear.
