Album: Occasions & Holidays

Description: Boom is part of the job description.

Description: All the authority - none of the paperwork.

Description: Birthdays are for noobs. Legends level up.

Description: Vacation forecast: 100% chance of being nauti.

Description: Lace it up, sass it out, prost it loud.

Description: Santa rolls deep and so do I.

Description: Festive spirit? More like sleepy soul.

Description: Nacho average fiesta.

Description: Wore this to avoid matching PJs.

Description: More gravy, less drama.

Description: Ho ho hold my pants.

Description: Too jolly to function.

Description: Holiday cheer: held together with duct tape and sarcasm.

Description: Warning: Eye rolls and sarcasm levels at max.

Description: Not your grandma's Christmas sweater.

Description: May the salsa be spicy and the jokes be strong.

Description: When jingle bells can't drown out your failures.

Description: Santa went full polygon and never looked sharper.

Description: Grandma's done pretending to like fruitcake.

Description: When the list is long and you're still on the wrong one.

Description: You were warned. Santa doesn't play.

Description: Because even Santa needs to unwind.

Description: Because Santa's packing more than just gifts.

Description: Crying, slaying, and sleighing all season long.

Description: This Valentine's, I'm going neat, not sweet.

Description: For the couple that's dead serious.

Description: Since 496 AD, reminding you you're alone - historically.

Description: Who needs Cupid when you've got cannabis?

Description: Not everyone ages with this much firepower.

Description: The only spirit I believe in is beer.

Description: Cruising responsibly... said no one ever.

Description: Santa's done pretending to be jolly.

Description: Naughty list? More like the rizz list.

Description: When you've been waiting for Christmas since Halloween.

Description: Forget milk and cookies — bring shots.

Description: Autumn leaves falling, pumpkins calling.