Description: Not your grandma's Christmas sweater.
$22.00
Description: May the salsa be spicy and the jokes be strong.
Description: When jingle bells can't drown out your failures.
Description: Santa went full polygon and never looked sharper.
Description: Grandma's done pretending to like fruitcake.
Description: When the list is long and you're still on the wrong one.
Description: You were warned. Santa doesn't play.
Description: Because even Santa needs to unwind.
Description: Because Santa's packing more than just gifts.
Description: Crying, slaying, and sleighing all season long.
Description: This Valentine's, I'm going neat, not sweet.
Description: For the couple that's dead serious.
Description: Since 496 AD, reminding you you're alone - historically.
Description: Who needs Cupid when you've got cannabis?
Description: Not everyone ages with this much firepower.
Description: The only spirit I believe in is beer.
Description: Cruising responsibly... said no one ever.
Description: Santa's done pretending to be jolly.
Description: Naughty list? More like the rizz list.
Description: When you've been waiting for Christmas since Halloween.
Description: Forget milk and cookies — bring shots.
Description: Autumn leaves falling, pumpkins calling.
Description: The scariest thing? My lack of effort.
Description: Wear this and let your festive side say exactly what you're feeling.
Description: Wearing this feels like showing up to the afterlife tipsy and fabulous.
Description: Wearing this feels like you're about to hex someone for fun and look fabulous doing it.
Description: Perfect for when you’re in the mood to booze and haunt.
Description: Because nothing says spooky season like showing up tipsy and unapologetic.
Description: Existence? In this economy? Boo, I’ll pass.
Description: The perfect design for letting people know you're here to haunt their vibe.
Description: For those who like their holidays with a side of sarcasm and zero filter.
Description: Santa’s cheeky warning to keep your holiday spirit clean.
Description: Resurrect your sense of humor with the most iconic comeback of all time.
Description: Perfect for festive gatherings and Easter fans. Ideal for kids and family fun.
Description: Perfect for beer enthusiasts celebrating love and brews. Great for sharing humor on Valentine's Day.
Description: Great for spooky style enthusiasts looking to stand out this Easter season.
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