Description: He stole my heart and all the tamales.
$16.00 $22.00
Description: Officially off the market and claimed by la gorda.
Description: Small package, full chingona energy.
Description: Relax gringo, paperwork is not the vibe.
Description: My corazon trusts the crunch.
Description: Boss energy with a tequila problem.
Description: Mexican roots American backbone.
Description: Fabulosa by bloodline and attitude.
Description: For the tio who knows he is the headline.
Description: Cerveza confidence becomes morning regret.
Description: This abuelo came with extra chingon built in.
Description: Chula first, cabrona when needed, chingona always.
Description: One shot from acting brand new.
Description: Borracho by choice, chingon by reputation.
Description: Serve tacos first ask questions never.
Description: Crudo manana is tomorrow's problem.
Description: Mi vida, my rules, zero apologies.
Description: Bigfoot but make it loco.
Description: Tequila first, dignity later.
Description: Married into the culture and never looked back.
Description: Bullshit tried it and got deported.
Description: A little smoke, a little sass, mucho relax.
Description: For the ones who show up loud, proud, and ready.
Description: For when your route needs a little attitude.
Description: For pun lovers who hear soy and start chisme.
Description: A sacred loteria card for the papa who never rushes the throne.
Description: For anyone who enjoys a good laugh, Mexican culture, and the art of the perfect nap!
Description: Vatos can wait in line behind the salsa.
Description: For the mama with reina attitude.
Description: Jefa mode does not come with a pause button.
Description: Punch first, apologize never.
Description: Respect the sombrero, respect the attitude.
Description: Sweet face, spicy consequences.
Description: Built by tacos and bad decisions.
Description: Half pen half dejo full attitude.
Description: La jefa has entered the room.
