Description: Big fan of stars, small fan of people.
$22.00
Description: For when you're impressed, but not really.
Description: For those fluent in passive aggression.
Description: Alone is my favorite constellation.
Description: No medical degree, just great instincts.
Description: Say less, or I might actually respond.
Description: Not your average motivational quote.
Description: Stay fly, stay funky, stay coo.
Description: They should have known better.
Description: We're here for you... not really.
Description: Start your day with a hot cup of 'nope.'
Description: Socializing? Only with the chosen few.
Description: Perfect for engineers and professional procrastinators.
Description: Perfect for lab rats with a dark sense of humor.
Description: OK Boomer - because I ran out of eye rolls.
Description: Currently accepting zero responsibilities.
Description: One peel away from a breakdown.
Description: Join the club - we didn’t want you here either.
Description: Not dead, not thrilled - just here.
Description: No warranty on how you take it.
Description: Leading the team... from the couch.
Description: Mentally unplugged for maintenance.
Description: Zero urgency. Maximum irony.
Description: Because chaos is less cute unmedicated.
Description: Deep thoughts are overrated - shake it.
Description: Too tired to care, too sore to move.
Description: Woke up and chose chaos.
Description: Ideal for sarcastic and sassy personalities with a taste for adult humor!
Description: Congrats - you've met my daily people limit.
Description: NPC by choice, not by script.
Description: Maybe you're the myth here.
Description: The middle finger: now ISO certified.
Description: Rules are more like... suggestions, right?
Description: Dead serious about winning.
Description: Your version came out before the software update.
Description: Nothing screams commitment like lifelong dread.
