Description: Not dead, not thrilled - just here.
$22.00
Description: No warranty on how you take it.
Description: Leading the team... from the couch.
Description: Mentally unplugged for maintenance.
Description: Because chaos is less cute unmedicated.
Description: Too tired to care, too sore to move.
Description: Congrats - you've met my daily people limit.
Description: NPC by choice, not by script.
Description: Maybe you're the myth here.
Description: The middle finger: now ISO certified.
Description: Rules are more like... suggestions, right?
Description: Dead serious about winning.
Description: Your version came out before the software update.
Description: Nothing screams commitment like lifelong dread.
Description: Half my energy goes to not giving a damn.
Description: Approach with caution - sarcasm fully loaded.
Description: If I'm asleep, I'm probably being polite.
Description: It's not sarcasm - it's my personality.
Description: Add it to the list of things I don't care about.
Description: Namaste, but also, help.
Description: Big arrival, quiet exit, no regrets.
Description: I said do not disturb. That includes you.
Description: Eat clean, die pristine.
Description: Your survival is underwhelming at best.
Description: Because flower power needed a reality check.
Description: Who needs speed when you've got style?
Description: Zero is not just a number, it's a lifestyle.
Description: The fewer the humans, the better the vibe.
Description: Moving fast is overrated - ask this guy.
Description: New here and already regretting it.
Description: Cute, dumb, and profoundly relatable.
Description: Guided by God, clumsy by nature.
Description: For those who second-guess their second-guessing.
Description: Because sleep won't fix this level of life fatigue.
Description: For those born allergic to blending in.
Description: Live fast, rot deliciously.
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