Description: Chips over chores any day.
$22.00
Description: Finally trading deadlines for shorelines.
Description: Saints had halos. Masons have hard hats.
Description: Because wearing a real tux is just too much effort.
Description: Stay fly, stay funky, stay coo.
Description: More tea, less talk - always.
Description: Hair? Overrated. Beard? Supreme.
Description: Quiet design, loud message.
Description: Wear your heart in bold blue and yellow.
Description: Just in case you forgot who's in charge.
Description: Now taking naps and bait only.
Description: If I leave the house, call the cops.
Description: Seeing life through every color but straight.
Description: When your Frenchie has more attitude than you.
Description: Squad goals, but make it Canadian.
Description: Do I look like I’m available for conversation?
Description: One peel away from a breakdown.
Description: Retirement: because I've earned the right to ignore you.
Description: Farm life - but make it feral.
Description: Latin makes everything sound more important.
Description: I specialize in full-body checkups.
Description: Woke up and chose chaos.
Description: Fierce, floral, and fully Ukrainian.
Description: Ideal for sarcastic and sassy personalities with a taste for adult humor!
Description: Faking it like a professional since forever.
Description: No hug? No deal.
Description: Pussy: it’s what’s for dinner.
Description: Normalize chaos. And gay sex.
Description: Luck isn't a plan - it's a vibe.
Description: Believe in yourself... or extraterrestrials. Whichever shows up first.
Description: Best friends help you hide the evidence.
Description: Perfect for when you want Halloween vibes but zero effort.
Description: Cupid can wait - this burger can't.
Description: Half beast, all ego.
Description: Fueled by rage and vitamin D.
Description: For those moments when 'OMG' just isn't enough.
