Description: Cryptid priorities: cold brews first.
$22.00
Description: Not all beers are created equal.
Description: Solving problems one formula at a time.
Description: I like my drinks stiff and my humor dry.
Description: If you ask, you already know the answer.
Description: Tequila brings the spice, vodka brings the bad decisions, rum’s just here for the chaos, whiskey thinks it’s in charge.
Description: Our national sport? Outdrinking the rest.
Description: Syntax error: sobriety detected.
Description: Said no one ever... after five beers.
Description: One sip closer to my next bad idea.
Description: Tonight's forecast: 99% chance of cocktails.
Description: Who needs UFOs when you've got IPAs?
Description: Cocktail first, conversation later.
Description: Your social life in three easy steps.
Description: Responsible-ish since the weekend.
Description: Because saving the planet starts with cracking a cold one.
Description: It's beer time, madafakas - cluck yeah!
Description: Nothing says self-care like 4:20 o'clock.
Description: It's the kind of vibe where time slows down and the universe finally makes sense - sorta.
Description: Because nothing says "I'm fried" like a chicken that "literally" is.
Description: If you trip, I’m tripping with you - literally.
Description: That smug sense of relief when you dodge the whole event.
Description: A bold drinking statement for beer lovers who enjoy parties and have zero shame.
Description: Because nothing screams productivity like believing in booze before noon.
Description: A darkly funny design for those who enjoy late-night drinks and their own company.
Description: A perfect design perfect for anyone who loves to party hard and laugh harder.
Description: Perfect for those who like their humor spicy and their chill rebellious - this design brings mischief to mellow vibes.
Description: Show off your chill vibes and sense of humor with this bold and dope weed leaf statement.
Description: Still serving - just shots this time. Perfect for vets who drink with honor and a smirk.
Description: Perfect for anyone who loves whiskey, cigars, and being left alone.
Description: A sarcastic throwback to poor decisions with a dash of drunken charm.
Description: Sun, sand, and a sip - because who needs a reason when it's always 5 o'clock here?
Description: Perfect for beer lovers and party enthusiasts who enjoy humor with their drinks. Ideal for pub crawls and casual nights out.
Description: Perfect for happy hour or nights out.
Description: Great for party goers and fans of playful religious humor.
Description: Perfect for whiskey lovers and fans of alcohol puns.
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