Album: Work & Occupation

Description: Another hour I’ll never get back.

Description: Turns out being amazing is part of my job.

Description: Because shaping minds should be this sweet.

Description: Sarcasm and tools: your natural habitat.

Description: Lesson plans by sunrise, meltdown by dinner.

Description: A little dirt never hurt.

Description: Big kid. Bigger toys. Still dirty.

Description: For sky gods with sarcasm.

Description: Serious truck, not-so-serious attitude.

Description: Future firehouse legend in training.

Description: Give life more stretch, strength, and smiles.

Description: Rates go up with your mouth.

Description: It's not what you think - or maybe it is.

Description: From pushups to paperwork - survived it all.

Description: Because calling them weekdays felt too polite.

Description: Will code for carbs and coffee.

Description: Moms hustle. Nurses handle. I do both.

Description: Puns are my favorite variable.

Description: Freedom, fuel, and fun - in that order.

Description: Murse on duty, and he's not here to sugarcoat it.

Description: Oil stains are just mechanic war paint.

Description: Law, order, and a little bit of sarcasm

Description: Nothing says honesty like a disclaimer.

Description: The manual was holding me back.

Description: Just debugging my identity.

Description: Proof that motion doesn't equal progress.

Description: Because coffee and pills run the hospital.

Description: Because sleep is for people without case law to read.

Description: Grading papers with a side of Merlot.

Description: Correcting my grammar? Not when I'm holding a nail gun.

Description: Night shift: where sleep goes to die.

Description: Power tools and power moves, baby.

Description: Tech support, not your emotional support.

Description: Retired but still armed - with dad jokes.

Description: Sky's the limit... for my sarcasm.

Description: Boss makes a dollar, I make existential dread.