Description: Michelangelo’s forbidden collab with modern vices.
$13.50
Description: Boom is part of the job description.
Description: Solving life’s problems, one pour at a time.
Description: Another hour I’ll never get back.
Description: Winners draw their own lines.
Description: Rewind your memories - pencil not included.
Description: Told you not to - knew you would.
Description: I’m not old - I’m just musically seasoned.
Description: Turns out being amazing is part of my job.
Description: More than a place - It’s who I am.
Description: Retirement: when the real boss takes over.
Description: Reminder: I have zero meetings tomorrow.
Description: Stay high, stay smiling, stay outta drama.
Description: Every day’s a performance - tickets not required.
Description: Graphic missing, attitude intact.
Description: When the world ends, you'll still eat.
Description: Sweat together, slay together.
Description: Da Vinci just dropped his debut album.
Description: For the girl who is the fire hazard.
Description: Solving life’s problems - one pour at a time.
Description: Koalafied to nap - it's elemental.
Description: Sarcasm and tools: your natural habitat.
Description: Lesson plans by sunrise, meltdown by dinner.
Description: Instant party starter - just pour.
Description: Tested by tides, tougher by choice.
Description: Cheers to clever puns and cold brews
Description: Sworn once, bound forever.
Description: Warning: zero interest in your standards.
Description: Real men come with extra awesomeness.
Description: If I wanted problems, I'd go back to high school.
Description: A little dirt never hurt.
Description: Big kid. Bigger toys. Still dirty.
Description: Because nothing sticks like a good joke.
Description: For sky gods with sarcasm.
Description: Paycheck? Nah. Peace and naps? Absolutely.
Description: Retirement isn't a full-time job - being annoying is.
