Hoodies

Description: Rewind your memories - pencil not included.

Description: Chingona: because subtle isn’t your style.

Description: Told you not to - knew you would.

Description: I’m not old - I’m just musically seasoned.

Description: Turns out being amazing is part of my job.

Description: More than a place - It’s who I am.

Description: Retirement: when the real boss takes over.

Description: Reminder: I have zero meetings tomorrow.

Description: Stay high, stay smiling, stay outta drama.

Description: Some people lift weights - I lift myself.

Description: Because every mermaid needs a personal bodyguard.

Description: Every day’s a performance - tickets not required.

Description: Graphic missing, attitude intact.

Description: When the world ends, you'll still eat.

Description: Because shaping minds should be this sweet.

Description: Sweat together, slay together.

Description: Peak vibes only.

Description: Da Vinci just dropped his debut album.

Description: For the girl who is the fire hazard.

Description: Solving life’s problems - one pour at a time.

Description: Koalafied to nap - it's elemental.

Description: Sarcasm and tools: your natural habitat.

Description: Lesson plans by sunrise, meltdown by dinner.

Description: Warning: may cause sudden pilot strut.

Description: Instant party starter - just pour.

Description: Tested by tides, tougher by choice.

Description: Cheers to clever puns and cold brews

Description: Sworn once, bound forever.

Description: Warning: zero interest in your standards.

Description: Not just a sport - a mindset.

Description: Real men come with extra awesomeness.

Description: If I wanted problems, I'd go back to high school.

Description: A little dirt never hurt.

Description: Big kid. Bigger toys. Still dirty.

Description: Because nothing sticks like a good joke.

Description: For sky gods with sarcasm.