Description: Polish blood American backbone.
$15.00
Description: Polska pride with a little eagle attitude.
Description: Eyes up, hungry guy.
Description: Straight outta Poland and not apologizing.
Description: Motorcycles first, maturity never.
Description: Faith, hope, and extra pepperoni.
Description: Sarcastic comment buffering before feelings get damaged.
Description: Trust the government, said nobody with a memory.
Description: Scan me, underpay me, call it progress.
Description: Trust level: unreadable handwriting.
Description: Booze happens and boundaries disappear.
Description: Your mom jokes never needed parental guidance.
Description: Your feelings are not the border of my freedom.
Description: Professional disaster amateur legend.
Description: Flip first, think later.
Description: Old miles, bad ideas, zero regrets.
Description: Some cravings come with side eye.
Description: Headphones on. Humanity off.
Description: For the baker running on sugar, sarcasm and crisis.
Description: Fish around. Find trout. Cause problems responsibly.
Description: You had me at pew pew.
Description: My opinion was already the edited version.
Description: Mentally gone fishing, physically still pretending.
Description: For plant people who read the warning label after.
Description: Trash day fears this legend.
Description: Less whining. More doing.
Description: A little dead inside, a little done with everyone.
Description: Sipping through the drama like it is not my problem.
Description: For anyone fluent in naps and no thanks.
Description: Not impressed before coffee.
Description: Jesus took the wheel before the attitude did.
Description: Fiesta first, questions manana.
Description: Mentally spicy and emotionally extra.
Description: For the parent running on fumes and reheated caffeine.
Description: Coffee first responsibilities later.
Description: This edgy design is ideal for nonconformists and rebels who celebrate their uniqueness with a touch of sarcasm.
