Description: Because therapy is expensive and beer is cold.
$12.00 $15.00
Description: Not today, not tomorrow, not ever.
Description: Avoid people, embrace sarcasm.
Description: Cool, competent, and slightly over it.
Description: For those who pour more than they socialize.
Description: Perfect mix of pretty and problematic.
Description: Zero filters, zero apologies, all attitude.
Description: Raised on mixtapes and no therapy.
Description: Getting older, still not growing up.
Description: One gesture says it all.
Description: Not vegan, just vengeful.
Description: Stars, stripes, and sizzling sarcasm.
Description: Trust me - I’m probably higher than your expectations.
Description: Say what everyone’s thinking - but louder.
Description: For lovers of dogs and double meanings.
Description: Ace the game - and the attitude.
Description: Not new - ust upgraded.
Description: Witty, weird, and slightly unstable - just like your lab partner.
Description: Noise? That’s just my inner tractor revving.
Description: Plows fields and expectations.
Description: Poker face? More like poker flex.
Description: Plant jokes just grow on you, like tomatoes.
Description: Loud tools, louder attitude.
Description: Sip happens. Call it artistic expression.
Description: Fixing stupid, one splinter at a time.
Description: Nothing says cardio like a dirty pun.
Description: Loving her is thrilling... and slightly terrifying.
Description: Agreeing with you? That’s a rookie mistake.
Description: Tech advice... with benefits.
Description: Shakespeare would totally approve.
Description: Perfect for shocking your coworkers.
Description: Because pirates don’t wait for happy hour.
Description: Southern sass with a side of hell no.
Description: Coffee tried. It failed.
Description: Drink responsibly - laugh irresponsibly.
Description: Michelangelo’s forbidden collab with modern vices.
