Description: For coders who speak fluent sarcasm.
$12.00 $15.00
Description: Lace it up, sass it out, prost it loud.
Description: The manual was holding me back.
Description: Just debugging my identity.
Description: The wild is not a place - it’s a mindset.
Description: Finally trading deadlines for shorelines.
Description: She’s locked, loaded, and looking fabulous.
Description: Cluck it, oink it, moo it - then smoke it.
Description: Kneel for the fallen, stand for the flag.
Description: Say less, or I might actually respond.
Description: Marriage: now with surround sarcasm.
Description: Join the slowest team in the wilderness.
Description: Not your average motivational quote.
Description: Saints had halos. Masons have hard hats.
Description: Pregnancy cravings? I've got beer cravings.
Description: The Don of Dachshunds has arrived.
Description: Fluent in sarcasm and cerveza.
Description: Because wearing a real tux is just too much effort.
Description: Faith in hops never disappoints.
Description: Stay fly, stay funky, stay coo.
Description: Almost 4:20... hold your munchies.
Description: Life doesn’t come with a playlist - just a mixtape full of skips.
Description: They should have known better.
Description: More tea, less talk - always.
Description: Built for squats and sass.
Description: We're here for you... not really.
Description: Warning: spontaneous flexing may occur.
Description: Start your day with a hot cup of 'nope.'
Description: Join the dad side. We have punchlines.
Description: Proof that motion doesn't equal progress.
Description: German Shepherds and godfathers - both loyal and intimidating.
Description: For those who drop facts, not feelings.
Description: High standards? Absolutely.
Description: Socializing? Only with the chosen few.
Description: Who needs crunches when you can crunch fries?
Description: Spooky woods > paved roads.
