Description: Because sleep is for people without case law to read.
$12.00 $15.00
Description: Because commitment is great, but wanderlust is better.
Description: Do I look like I’m available for conversation?
Description: One peel away from a breakdown.
Description: Join the club - we didn’t want you here either.
Description: Cupid's got nothing on my pup.
Description: Master of clucks, keeper of chaos.
Description: Santa rolls deep and so do I.
Description: Solving problems one formula at a time.
Description: Not dead, not thrilled - just here.
Description: Powered by snorts and sass.
Description: Retirement: because I've earned the right to ignore you.
Description: No warranty on how you take it.
Description: Overthinking is my cardio.
Description: Farm life - but make it feral.
Description: Grading papers with a side of Merlot.
Description: Sorry Grandpa, this one's not your jurisdiction.
Description: I like my drinks stiff and my humor dry.
Description: Leading the team... from the couch.
Description: Because normal mixers are for amateurs.
Description: For those who crust in the power of puns.
Description: Explain it again, but slower this time.
Description: Channel your inner Norse god.
Description: If you ask, you already know the answer.
Description: Real dads run on smoke and sarcasm.
Description: Uphill battles, downhill thrills.
Description: This face? Earned, not given.
Description: A bullet with wings? Basically a patriot pegasus.
Description: Same slogan. Better cause.
Description: Think fast - before it's banned.
Description: Technically correct... the best kind of correct.
Description: Funcle: part-time role, full-time legend.
Description: Festive spirit? More like sleepy soul.
Description: If you don't like dogs and coffee, we can't be friends.
Description: Freedom never whispered.
Description: Infantry: where the real ones march.
