Description: Plows fields and expectations.
$3.25
Description: Poker face? More like poker flex.
Description: Plant jokes just grow on you, like tomatoes.
Description: Loud tools, louder attitude.
Description: Sip happens. Call it artistic expression.
Description: Fixing stupid, one splinter at a time.
Description: Nothing says cardio like a dirty pun.
Description: Loving her is thrilling... and slightly terrifying.
Description: Agreeing with you? That’s a rookie mistake.
Description: Tech advice... with benefits.
Description: Shakespeare would totally approve.
Description: Perfect for shocking your coworkers.
Description: Because pirates don’t wait for happy hour.
Description: Southern sass with a side of hell no.
Description: Coffee tried. It failed.
Description: Drink responsibly - laugh irresponsibly.
Description: Michelangelo’s forbidden collab with modern vices.
Description: Boom is part of the job description.
Description: Solving life’s problems, one pour at a time.
Description: Another hour I’ll never get back.
Description: Winners draw their own lines.
Description: Rewind your memories - pencil not included.
Description: Told you not to - knew you would.
Description: I’m not old - I’m just musically seasoned.
Description: Turns out being amazing is part of my job.
Description: More than a place - It’s who I am.
Description: Retirement: when the real boss takes over.
Description: Reminder: I have zero meetings tomorrow.
Description: Stay high, stay smiling, stay outta drama.
Description: Every day’s a performance - tickets not required.
Description: Graphic missing, attitude intact.
Description: When the world ends, you'll still eat.
Description: Sweat together, slay together.
Description: Da Vinci just dropped his debut album.
Description: For the girl who is the fire hazard.
Description: Solving life’s problems - one pour at a time.
