Description: Because saving the planet suddenly sounds like a good time.
$3.25
Description: I upgraded the menu and you did not make the list.
Description: Bad day? Cupcake it.
Description: If it is not grilled, is it even patriotic?
Description: Current activity: mentally ordering pizza.
Description: Your brain did the dirty work, not me.
Description: Revolution but make it biological.
Description: Powered by poor decisions and good stories.
Description: Work fixes more than speeches ever will.
Description: Finally works... and you have no idea why.
Description: Freedom never looked this intense.
Description: Save the planet one puff at a time.
Description: Capitalism never looked this refreshing.
Description: Sobriety asks questions, alcohol hits mute.
Description: Perfect for stirring minds and maybe a little trouble.
Description: Productivity starts when the first beer opens.
Description: Nice was never really your brand anyway.
Description: Honestly just here for the dog.
Description: Join the only side that solves its own problems.
Description: Armed with brushes and dangerously good ideas
Description: Evidence? What evidence.
Description: The calendar moved faster than your motivation.
Description: Productivity is postponed until further notice.
Description: Achievement unlocked: permanent nap mode.
Description: Overprotective mode: permanently activated.
Description: Mortgage? Nah, we just change parking spots.
Description: Therapy is expensive, dumbbells and Merlot are not.
Description: Grandpa by title, accomplice by reputation.
Description: Boarding pass to chaos, snacks, and forced smiles.
Description: Powered by cheese and selective listening.
Description: If beer had feelings, this would be mutual.
Description: Fueled by bad decisions and good flavor.
Description: When the fire is hot, the king appears.
Description: Less betrayal when the guest list is empty.
Description: You walked in and my standards walked out.
Description: Not a comparison... unless you started it.
