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Description: Who needs Cupid when you've got cannabis?

Description: Family disappointment? More like legacy.

Description: For the emotionally unavailable and sexually unstoppable.

Description: Bleeding green with zero sleep.

Description: It's not an attitude, it's a lifestyle.

Description: For those born allergic to blending in.

Description: Real hustlers don't brag - they bank.

Description: Live fast, rot deliciously.

Description: For those days when 'customer is always right' makes you want to scream.

Description: Not mad, just dangerously hungry.

Description: Cocktail first, conversation later.

Description: My face has no filter and zero regrets.

Description: That's not roadkill, it's a lifestyle choice.

Description: Your social life in three easy steps.

Description: When you're the GOAT and you "know" it.

Description: Officially too old to care and too awesome to quit.

Description: For those who answer dumb with dumber.

Description: Sip your heartbreak like it's just another drink.

Description: Safety third, attitude first.

Description: Pitch a tent, question your life choices.

Description: Not everyone ages with this much firepower.

Description: The only spirit I believe in is beer.

Description: Cheerful look, unhinged agenda.

Description: Cruising responsibly... said no one ever.

Description: Responsible-ish since the weekend.

Description: Membership includes weekly existential dread.

Description: Because saving the planet starts with cracking a cold one.

Description: It's beer time, madafakas - cluck yeah!

Description: These fruits have *way* too much chemistry.

Description: Live your truth, even if it's weird as hell.

Description: Now offering sass at zero cost to you!

Description: It's not a threat, it's a productivity strategy.

Description: Who needs sunshine when s*it works fine?

Description: Wow, you're really giving your eyeballs a workout there.

Description: Perfect for that 'oops' moment you definitely caused.

Description: Farm life called - it brought a hammock and zero responsibilities.