T-Shirts

Description: My face naturally rests in a state of absolute annoyance.

Description: Sorry vegans, this steak was entirely worth it.

Description: Making English teachers cry since kindergarten.

Description: Keep the upper lip stiff and the standards high.

Description: I'm practically a ghost if we are doing the math.

Description: I do not have a drinking problem, I have a drinking solution.

Description: If you still look cute at the end, you didn't go hard enough.

Description: I only have a filter until the third shot.

Description: I will eventually get to my responsibilities but not today.

Description: A tiny bit of vandalism for your daily wardrobe.

Description: Everything belongs to everyone until it is time to work.

Description: We are going down in style.

Description: My dream job is literally just dreaming.

Description: I prefer my reality with a dash of absolute nonsense.

Description: I only accept unsolicited pictures of carbs

Description: Cancel my dates and super-size my order.

Description: I prescribed myself a heavy dose of effort.

Description: The wilderness called and told me to bring a six pack.

Description: Pitching a tent is significantly easier after two glasses of merlot.

Description: Small package, full chingona energy.

Description: Relax gringo, paperwork is not the vibe.

Description: My corazon trusts the crunch.

Description: Boss energy with a tequila problem.

Description: Mexican roots American backbone.

Description: Fabulosa by bloodline and attitude.

Description: For the tio who knows he is the headline.

Description: Cerveza confidence becomes morning regret.

Description: This abuelo came with extra chingon built in.

Description: Chula first, cabrona when needed, chingona always.

Description: One shot from acting brand new.

Description: Borracho by choice, chingon by reputation.

Description: Serve tacos first ask questions never.

Description: Crudo manana is tomorrow's problem.

Description: Celebrate mediocrity with this sarcastic and relatable design, ideal for those who find joy in the little wins of life.

Description: Mi vida, my rules, zero apologies.

Description: Bigfoot but make it loco.