Description: Who needs Cupid when you've got cannabis?
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Description: Family disappointment? More like legacy.
Description: For the emotionally unavailable and sexually unstoppable.
Description: Bleeding green with zero sleep.
Description: It's not an attitude, it's a lifestyle.
Description: For those born allergic to blending in.
Description: Real hustlers don't brag - they bank.
Description: Live fast, rot deliciously.
Description: For those days when 'customer is always right' makes you want to scream.
Description: Not mad, just dangerously hungry.
Description: Cocktail first, conversation later.
Description: My face has no filter and zero regrets.
Description: That's not roadkill, it's a lifestyle choice.
Description: Your social life in three easy steps.
Description: When you're the GOAT and you "know" it.
Description: Officially too old to care and too awesome to quit.
Description: For those who answer dumb with dumber.
Description: Sip your heartbreak like it's just another drink.
Description: Safety third, attitude first.
Description: Pitch a tent, question your life choices.
Description: Not everyone ages with this much firepower.
Description: The only spirit I believe in is beer.
Description: Cheerful look, unhinged agenda.
Description: Cruising responsibly... said no one ever.
Description: Responsible-ish since the weekend.
Description: Membership includes weekly existential dread.
Description: Because saving the planet starts with cracking a cold one.
Description: It's beer time, madafakas - cluck yeah!
Description: These fruits have *way* too much chemistry.
Description: Live your truth, even if it's weird as hell.
Description: Now offering sass at zero cost to you!
Description: It's not a threat, it's a productivity strategy.
Description: Who needs sunshine when s*it works fine?
Description: Wow, you're really giving your eyeballs a workout there.
Description: Perfect for that 'oops' moment you definitely caused.
Description: Farm life called - it brought a hammock and zero responsibilities.
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