Description: Built to fix, fueled by sarcasm, and allergic to instruction manuals.
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Description: Nothing says self-care like 4:20 o'clock.
Description: Santa's done pretending to be jolly.
Description: Naughty list? More like the rizz list.
Description: When you've been waiting for Christmas since Halloween.
Description: Powered by chaos and nonsense.
Description: Forget milk and cookies — bring shots.
Description: Autumn leaves falling, pumpkins calling.
Description: The scariest thing? My lack of effort.
Description: Life goals: rot, recharge, repeat.
Description: When you think you’re done, raise the bar.
Description: Because sometimes life hits harder than expected - wear it like you mean it.
Description: Who knew hills could be so seriously unfunny?
Description: Wearing this feels like flipping the system the middle finger without saying a word.
Description: Let everyone know exactly how you're feeling.
Description: Wear this and let your festive side say exactly what you're feeling.
Description: I see stupid people, and it’s like watching a reality show I never signed up to be in.
Description: Wearing this gives you the satisfying feeling that you're always one step ahead - even if it's just pigeons that are spying.
Description: Wear this when your entire productivity plan is to be a cat-napping royalty.
Description: Wearing this feels like showing up to the afterlife tipsy and fabulous.
Description: Wearing this feels like you're about to hex someone for fun and look fabulous doing it.
Description: Perfect for when you’re in the mood to booze and haunt.
Description: Because nothing says spooky season like showing up tipsy and unapologetic.
Description: Because lounging in style while waiting for the universe to deliver is a full-time vibe.
Description: But tough days don’t define the whole journey.
Description: Existence? In this economy? Boo, I’ll pass.
Description: Everything’s fine, totally fine, couldn’t be better… f*ck this sh*t.
Description: For when your face says 'nice' but your cat knows the real story.
Description: Living your best mediocre life.
Description: The perfect design for letting people know you're here to haunt their vibe.
Description: Because subtlety is for pigeons, not fabulous drama birds like you.
Description: Bringing loud cheers and proud vibes to every game - because this mom means business.
Description: For those who feel personally attacked by Mondays, this design captures your 9-to-5 suffering in sarcastic style.
Description: Because the best moms wear ink with pride.
Description: For those who bring good vibes and a little chaos.
Description: A reminder that authenticity is far more beautiful than perfection.
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