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Description: Peak vibes only.

Description: Da Vinci just dropped his debut album.

Description: For the girl who is the fire hazard.

Description: Solving life’s problems - one pour at a time.

Description: Koalafied to nap - it's elemental.

Description: Sarcasm and tools: your natural habitat.

Description: Lesson plans by sunrise, meltdown by dinner.

Description: Warning: may cause sudden pilot strut.

Description: Instant party starter - just pour.

Description: Tested by tides, tougher by choice.

Description: Cheers to clever puns and cold brews

Description: Sworn once, bound forever.

Description: Warning: zero interest in your standards.

Description: Not just a sport - a mindset.

Description: Real men come with extra awesomeness.

Description: If I wanted problems, I'd go back to high school.

Description: A little dirt never hurt.

Description: Big kid. Bigger toys. Still dirty.

Description: Because nothing sticks like a good joke.

Description: For sky gods with sarcasm.

Description: For the proud, the loud, and the Polska crowd.

Description: Paycheck? Nah. Peace and naps? Absolutely.

Description: Retirement isn't a full-time job - being annoying is.

Description: Brains are cool - too bad they're not contagious.

Description: Serious truck, not-so-serious attitude.

Description: All the authority - none of the paperwork.

Description: Future firehouse legend in training.

Description: Not your average rocking chair story.

Description: Still mad, still rad, still killing it.

Description: Swim Bike Run Like Your Life Depends On It.

Description: Freedom comes signed in sacrifice.

Description: Give life more stretch, strength, and smiles.

Description: Because nothing says love like a tangent line.

Description: Rates go up with your mouth.

Description: Booty-building, one squat at a time.

Description: It's not what you think - or maybe it is.