Description: Finally, the truth they won't teach in school.
$29.00
Description: For those who remember when phones had cords.
Description: Bad decisions make the best memories.
Description: Because peace of mind is for other people.
Description: Judging you is my cardio.
Description: Outsmarting and out-dumbing in one go
Description: Pizza + Beer = True Love Formula
Description: Perfect response to literally everything.
Description: Talk chicken to me, I dare you.
Description: Because therapy is expensive and beer is cold.
Description: Not today, not tomorrow, not ever.
Description: Avoid people, embrace sarcasm.
Description: Cool, competent, and slightly over it.
Description: For those who pour more than they socialize.
Description: Perfect mix of pretty and problematic.
Description: Zero filters, zero apologies, all attitude.
Description: Raised on mixtapes and no therapy.
Description: Getting older, still not growing up.
Description: One gesture says it all.
Description: Not vegan, just vengeful.
Description: Stars, stripes, and sizzling sarcasm.
Description: Trust me - I’m probably higher than your expectations.
Description: Say what everyone’s thinking - but louder.
Description: For lovers of dogs and double meanings.
Description: Ace the game - and the attitude.
Description: Not new - ust upgraded.
Description: Witty, weird, and slightly unstable - just like your lab partner.
Description: Noise? That’s just my inner tractor revving.
Description: Plows fields and expectations.
Description: Poker face? More like poker flex.
Description: Plant jokes just grow on you, like tomatoes.
Description: Loud tools, louder attitude.
Description: Sip happens. Call it artistic expression.
Description: Fixing stupid, one splinter at a time.
Description: Nothing says cardio like a dirty pun.
Description: Loving her is thrilling... and slightly terrifying.
