Description: Because worrying about shrimp is for crustaceans, not queens of the sea.
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Description: Because sometimes the only thing left to say is cluck off.
Description: Perfect for when you're two eye twitches away from a full breakdown but still trying to function.
Description: That awkward moment when breakfast hits a little too close to home.
Description: Wear it proudly while ignoring your to-do list and calling it “self care.”
Description: That panicked relief when you nearly had to talk to actual humans.
Description: Show off your signature style: flawless chaos with a side of ‘don't care.’
Description: I’m not difficult—you’re just basic.
Description: Why pay for therapy when fish silently accept your problems?
Description: For the strong woman whose one true sidekick is her cat.
Description: Perfect for anyone who panics more than they paddle.
Description: Perfect for those who want their wardrobe to reflect their no-nonsense, sarcastic attitude.
Description: A darkly funny design for those who enjoy late-night drinks and their own company.
Description: For those who live loud and take no crap.
Description: For those who speak fluent sarcasm.
Description: Perfect for those who want to make a sarcastic and rebellious statement.
Description: Respect the Locals – Or Else He’ll Find You.
Description: This sarcastic design delivers a mix of humor, attitude, and unapologetic gun pride.
Description: A perfect design perfect for anyone who loves to party hard and laugh harder.
Description: For those who double down on sarcasm and bad decisions.
Description: Because every family needs a cool uncle.
Description: Perfect for those who like their humor spicy and their chill rebellious - this design brings mischief to mellow vibes.
Description: A hilarious reminder that sometimes the best solution is just disappearing into the woods like Bigfoot.
Description: Show off your spooky guardian spirit with this creepy Mothman tribute.
Description: Because some days just deserve a big 'nope' attitude.
Description: Resurrect your sense of humor with the most iconic comeback of all time.
Description: If you ain't first, you're last – George Washington, sprinting through 1776 with bald eagle energy.
Description: Get laughs and double-takes with this cheeky warning.
Description: Chimpanzini Bananini: pure brain rot energy—monkey, banana, zero thoughts, maximum chaos.
Description: Perfect for anyone who questions organized religion and loves a good laugh.
Description: Perfect for those days when you're just done.
Description: At least you're self-aware… which is more than most can say.
Description: A hilariously blunt reminder to keep your chill.
Description: Because who needs rehab when you’ve got a thing for moms.
Description: A bold and hilarious reminder that confidence is everything.
Description: A darkly humorous take on using coffee as a coping mechanism for life's struggles.
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