Magnets

Description: Forecast: drunk with a drizzle of regrets.

Description: Your identity: wired and iconic.

Description: Each year adds sparkle to the legend.

Description: For the guy who's basically a mythological figure.

Description: Red lipstick, red states - she’s flipping both.

Description: Love may be blind, but it's not free.

Description: Just a girl with dirt on her boots and a horse in her heart.

Description: Productivity is overrated, naps are eternal.

Description: I'm the coach, not the suggestion box.

Description: Craft brews and good company.

Description: Tiny legs, massive personality.

Description: Will code for carbs and coffee.

Description: Spatula's my weapon, BBQ's my arena.

Description: Moms hustle. Nurses handle. I do both.

Description: Made local, loud, and legendary.

Description: Patriotism, but make it fishy.

Description: Because grace and grit aren't mutually exclusive.

Description: This flag doesn’t wave - it slices.

Description: For the ones who speak fluent strings.

Description: Puns are my favorite variable.

Description: Therapy is expensive. Swearing is free.

Description: To the moon, back, and every hard day in between.

Description: A mug full of cheer for your weekend gear.

Description: One nation. One mission. One beer at a time.

Description: Birthdays are for noobs. Legends level up.

Description: Big fan of stars, small fan of people.

Description: For when you're impressed, but not really.

Description: Because every band needs someone to hold the vibe.

Description: If you can’t handle the sass, pass the grass.

Description: Because the 80's weren't just a decade - they were a lifestyle.

Description: Warning: Contents may be higher than they appear.

Description: For the kings of meat and mischief.

Description: Freedom, fuel, and fun - in that order.

Description: Timeless emblem for patriots and warriors alike.

Description: Murse on duty, and he's not here to sugarcoat it.

Description: Game Over Wedding Humor