Description: Same slogan. Better cause.
$3.00
Description: Think fast - before it's banned.
Description: Technically correct... the best kind of correct.
Description: Funcle: part-time role, full-time legend.
Description: Festive spirit? More like sleepy soul.
Description: If you don't like dogs and coffee, we can't be friends.
Description: Freedom never whispered.
Description: Infantry: where the real ones march.
Description: Latin makes everything sound more important.
Description: I sweat more tying my shoes.
Description: Eat like a legend, dress like a cult favorite.
Description: Channeling Odin one rune at a time.
Description: Woke up salty, stayed that way.
Description: I specialize in full-body checkups.
Description: Correcting my grammar? Not when I'm holding a nail gun.
Description: Night shift: where sleep goes to die.
Description: Censored? Not in this country.
Description: Power tools and power moves, baby.
Description: Valentine's Day? Hard pass.
Description: Relationship advice: swift and direct
Description: No girlfriend, no emotional rollercoaster.
Description: My heart beats in reps.
Description: Mentally unplugged for maintenance.
Description: Zero urgency. Maximum irony.
Description: Stay wild - it confuses the normal.
Description: Tech support, not your emotional support.
Description: Wore this to avoid matching PJs.
Description: Because chaos is less cute unmedicated.
Description: Deep thoughts are overrated - shake it.
Description: Not a regular mom - just trying to keep the next generation tolerable.
Description: Too tired to care, too sore to move.
Description: At least the speeches would be purr-suasive.
Description: Woke up and chose chaos.
Description: I season with spite and garlic.
Description: Tequila brings the spice, vodka brings the bad decisions, rum’s just here for the chaos, whiskey thinks it’s in charge.
Description: One more round before lockdown.
