Description: Confusion is basically my default setting.
$3.00
Description: My schedule is naps and ignoring you.
Description: I choked a cougar and lived to brag.
Description: Pray loud. Comply later.
Description: Approved zones may change without notice.
Description: Metal joints, sharper mouth.
Description: Apparently thinking is a radical act now.
Description: Fueled by spite and terrible intentions.
Description: Celebrate diversity, chicken edition.
Description: History carved the punchline in stone.
Description: Sunday soul, Saturday Bigfoot hunt.
Description: Wake me when something important happens.
Description: I chose heat and consequences.
Description: Store bought? I took that personally.
Description: Official uniform of the superior dad club.
Description: I inspect. I approve. I eat.
Description: Blessed are the cheese obsessed.
Description: Pour it like you mean it.
Description: No cookies survive my shift.
Description: Going home just to sleep.
Description: Promoted to exhausted.
Description: This hot dog has boundaries.
Description: Personal space is not a suggestion.
Description: Too aware to enjoy the nonsense.
Description: You first, because I insist.
Description: Busy doing nothing.
Description: Not rude, just allergic.
Description: Worlds okayest dad, now with consequences.
Description: Zero nonsense, maximum peace.
Description: Work happened. I remain unimpressed.
Description: Not rude, just unavailable.
Description: Corporate efficiency, one flush at a time.
Description: Powered by pure indifference.
Description: Professionally present, mentally haunted.
Description: Let's get toasted and blame the marshmallows.
Description: I came, I camped, I drank responsibly-ish.
