Stickers

Description: Censored? Not in this country.

Description: Call it what you want - I call it chingon.

Description: Waving two flags, living one story.

Description: Power tools and power moves, baby.

Description: Mexicana. Chingona. Enough said.

Description: Valentine's Day? Hard pass.

Description: Nacho average fiesta.

Description: Relationship advice: swift and direct

Description: No girlfriend, no emotional rollercoaster.

Description: My heart beats in reps.

Description: Mentally unplugged for maintenance.

Description: Zero urgency. Maximum irony.

Description: Stay wild - it confuses the normal.

Description: Focus like you're trying to save the galaxy.

Description: Tech support, not your emotional support.

Description: Wore this to avoid matching PJs.

Description: Because chaos is less cute unmedicated.

Description: Deep thoughts are overrated - shake it.

Description: Not a regular mom - just trying to keep the next generation tolerable.

Description: Too tired to care, too sore to move.

Description: At least the speeches would be purr-suasive.

Description: Woke up and chose chaos.

Description: I season with spite and garlic.

Description: Tequila brings the spice, vodka brings the bad decisions, rum’s just here for the chaos, whiskey thinks it’s in charge.

Description: One more round before lockdown.

Description: Dangerous job, even hotter benefits.

Description: I dial defense, not numbers.

Description: Proof cows give zero grass.

Description: Flames aren't the only thing he handles well.

Description: Arcade champ, life novice.

Description: Ban nonsense, not my rights.

Description: Retired but still armed - with dad jokes.

Description: Fierce, floral, and fully Ukrainian.

Description: I trust my dog with the nuclear codes more than any politician.

Description: Running on caffeine and questionable decisions.

Description: Nature heals, but not from this hangover.