Description: Serious truck, not-so-serious attitude.
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Description: Because nothing says love like a tangent line.
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Description: It's not what you think - or maybe it is.
Description: Flexing: it's a lifestyle, not a phase.
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Description: Adventure, one eye roll at a time.
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Description: Warning: may spontaneously buy another succulent.
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Description: Each year adds sparkle to the legend.
Description: For the guy who's basically a mythological figure.
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Description: Love may be blind, but it's not free.
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Description: Spatula's my weapon, BBQ's my arena.
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